Wednesday, November 24, 2010

TOP SECRET: Black Friday Ops

Your mission should you choose to accept it is to shop as many deals as possible between 11-25-10 and 11-26-10.

20:30 hrs Rendezvous for hot chocolate and shopping drills.

22:00 hrs Synchronize watches and move out.

23:00 hrs Take over the Outlets.

04:00 hrs Storm Target.

06:00 hrs Invade Wal-Mart.

08:00 hrs Demolish a stack of pancakes at IHOP.

09:00 hrs Assess troop strength and stamina. Devise further shopping plan and strategies.

Black Friday Strong!

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